Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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