what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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