I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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