well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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