he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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