Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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