Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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