super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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