Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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