its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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