every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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