I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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