I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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