I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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