I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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