would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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