Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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