Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Randomize
