Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Life is so much better after having sex.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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