hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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