Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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