try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you win again, gameday.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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