All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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