Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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