Nicole vs. Life
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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