is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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