hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My bed smells like the plague
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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