oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Nicole vs. Life
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Dear god my vagina.
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