omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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