so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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