See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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