We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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