We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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