Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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