dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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