Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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