hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I wear drunk well.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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