Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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