lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
love makes seman taste better
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
