I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much