Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.