You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.