No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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