And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm both gender and math confused
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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