he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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