It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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