I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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