I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize