That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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