Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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