i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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