Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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