Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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