woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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