Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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